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put it in me 

When Dave makes Chris especially angry, so angry that she forgets this phrase actually refers to his penis.
Dave really put it in me this morning when we argue. must be followed by ridicule by any who hears this
put it in me by Drewbdoo July 3, 2008

I'll put it in my memoirs. 

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.
Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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