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puritanism 

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The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy
Needless to say, puritans hate fun
puritanism by shambola September 5, 2004

Puritanism 

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Puritanism kills democracy, human rights, and free speech (remember ad hominem, cancel culture and doxxing which come as a bundle?)
Puritanism by Sir. B April 15, 2022

Puritanism

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(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.

The total, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its ruthless eradication followed by the rebuilding of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built exclusively on the Seven Pillars of Purity:

1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.

2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.

3. Purity of Family – Man + woman only, mothers honoured, fathers restored, three children minimum.

4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, iron order.

5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.

6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families not parasites.

7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.

Everything we believe, everything we demand, everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations.

If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.

There is no “Puritan-lite.”

There is no “socially right, fiscally left.”

There is no debate.

You either accept all seven without reservation, or you are still part of the rot.

P&P ✠7
Lib: “You can’t execute pedophiles and bulldoze mosques and ban pride parades, that’s extreme!”

Puritanism: “Yes we can. And we will.”
Puritanism by Landfrieden November 20, 2025

Puritanism

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Puritanism
(noun) – 2025 far-right ideology.

The absolute, zero-compromise belief that modern society is terminally poisoned by degeneracy and the only cure is its total, ruthless eradication followed by the building of a pure, ordered, high-trust civilisation built on strength, family, faith, and blood.

Puritanism is the uncompromising ideology that stands on the Seven Pillars of Purity alone. Everything we believe, everything we demand, and everything we are willing to do flows directly from these seven non-negotiable foundations:
1. Purity of Blood – No invaders, no replacement, borders as iron walls.

2. Purity of Body – No porn, no mutilation, no child transition, no weakness.

3. Purity of Family – Man and woman, mothers honoured, fathers restored, 3 children the minimum.

4. Purity of Law – Death for pedophiles and traitors, execution, one law, iron order.

5. Purity of Faith – Christian moral order, mosques closed, sharia banned.

6. Purity of Economy – Usury is sin, debt jubilee, homes for families, not parasites.

7. Purity of Will – Strength worshipped, weakness punished, loyalty absolute.

If it does not serve one of these pillars, it is not Puritanism.
You are either 100 % committed to the Seven Pillars or you are part of the rot.
Lib: “You can’t just ban pride parades and execute pedophiles, that’s extreme!”

Puritanism: “Yes we can. Watch.”
Puritanism by Landfrieden November 20, 2025

Logical Puritanism

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A culture of purity centered on logical correctness—treating any failure of formal reasoning as not just mistaken but morally suspect, any deviation from logical orthodoxy as corruption. Logical puritanism demands that all arguments be formally valid, all inferences be deductively sound, all reasoning be explicit and complete—standards that no actual human reasoning ever meets. It then uses the inevitable failures as grounds for condemnation, treating the gap between real human cognition and ideal logic as evidence of vice rather than just the human condition. Logical puritanism is what makes online debate so miserable: every rhetorical shortcut is a sin, every informal inference is a crime, and the goal is not understanding but exposure of error.
Example: "He couldn't engage with her argument—he was too busy cataloging every informal fallacy, treating each as a moral failing rather than just how humans talk. Logical Puritanism: making logic a weapon instead of a tool."

Scientistic Puritanism

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A fusion of scientism (the belief that science is the only legitimate path to knowledge) with puritanical purity culture—resulting in a worldview where scientific orthodoxy becomes the sole measure of virtue, and any departure from it is not just wrong but wicked. Scientistic puritanism demands that all knowledge claims be validated through approved scientific methods, treats alternative ways of knowing as not just mistaken but sinful, and engages in relentless crusades against the unbelievers. It's the new atheist who treats religious belief as cognitive pathology; the skeptic who thinks believers deserve contempt rather than engagement; the rationalist who sees irrationality as the root of all evil. Scientistic puritanism turns methodological naturalism into a religion, with scientists as its priests and skeptics as its inquisitors.
Example: "He didn't just disagree with her spiritual beliefs—he treated them as a moral failure, a sign of insufficient rationality. Scientistic Puritanism: making science the measure not just of truth but of virtue."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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