Pain tolerance levels i.e. Scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. If your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!
1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO
6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).
8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
1) You stubbed your toe. It's now broken.
2) You dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) You tripped up the stairs!
4) You burnt your wrist pulling pizza's out of a oven.
5) Your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, fag hag, bitch that took your thunder/mate. TKO
6) loosing a loved one, getting sh*t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
Your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. This causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) Third degree burns/or/Loosing a Loved one (This can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).
8) Body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) Being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) Being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
ER attendant: Sir what would you say your PTL's are today?
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
Patient: Well my girl found out I was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. She flipped out like Lorana on meth. So I'd say "a 10. BTW your a hot blond thang can I get yo' #?"
ER attendant: No, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, I rate you at a 7. Nurse, can you get Mr. Meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
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Any chick I fuck I have to know what her PTL's are so I know if she just wants me to twist her titties or if I can just outright beat the bitch's ass.
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Post Traumatic LSD- This is a common myth in the drug community but some claim that it may still happen to others through something that could trigger it such as cracking their back
Jim: Hey Clay dude remember when we did acid a month ago I think I'm having PTLSD!
Clay: Really dude did you crack your back or something?
Jim: Yeah i cracked my back in a dark room and everything just started to hit me in a new way with my brain going off on everything.
Clay: Really dude did you crack your back or something?
Jim: Yeah i cracked my back in a dark room and everything just started to hit me in a new way with my brain going off on everything.
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This disorder is similar to PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, only it is triggered by the events leading up to and occuring during and after the Lost Series Finale.
Stress arises from the accumulation of snacks, drinks, and specific people before the event and the fears of missing the beginning.
During the Finale one will dissociate from reality and during the last 10 minutes will enter acute psychosis from either concentrating too hard or trying to combine six seasons of events to make sense of what is unfolding on screen.
After the Finale the viewer is exposed to Jimmy Kimmel's Lost special with a crying Matthew Fox, causing them to more deeply disassociate from reality thinking they are seeing Jack on an actual late night TV show because he cries so much. The appearance of Harold Parrineau, known as the character Michael, is almost too much to bear, as it brings back memories of when Lost was a good show and this can induce depression.
The stress during the actual events of the day are so intense they are not experienced until days, weeks, or probably in some cases years later.
This disorder is similar to PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, only it is triggered by the events leading up to and occuring during and after the Lost Series Finale.
Stress arises from the accumulation of snacks, drinks, and specific people before the event and the fears of missing the beginning.
During the Finale one will dissociate from reality and during the last 10 minutes will enter acute psychosis from either concentrating too hard or trying to combine six seasons of events to make sense of what is unfolding on screen.
After the Finale the viewer is exposed to Jimmy Kimmel's Lost special with a crying Matthew Fox, causing them to more deeply disassociate from reality thinking they are seeing Jack on an actual late night TV show because he cries so much. The appearance of Harold Parrineau, known as the character Michael, is almost too much to bear, as it brings back memories of when Lost was a good show and this can induce depression.
The stress during the actual events of the day are so intense they are not experienced until days, weeks, or probably in some cases years later.
Did you see Jack crying on Kimmel last night? I think I entered and alternate to the alternate timeline where you can't kill yourself and may experience PTLSD.
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