PTCO 

Put that condom on. Alternatively, pull that cock out.

Dude, you should really PTCO this weekend at the party.

PTCO by Warlord of Gimpmasters October 4, 2021

PTCOL 

Pulling The Car Over Laughing. (Commonly used in AIM lingo)

omigod, that was so funny i was ptcol.

PTCOL by Joey Bungers May 24, 2007