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Noun. Post-session seating position syndrome.

Occurs after getting baked while sitting in a car, reclining the seat, and then being unable to find a seating position that feels normal to drive for the next 20 minutes to 2 hours.
Acronym pronounced 'Pisspos', and when used in full form session is often abbreviated to sesh.
Dwayne: "This seat feels weird all of a sudden. Did I have the lumbar support on before?"
Jwayne: "No, you're just experiencing post-sesh seating position syndrome... PSSPS!"
PSSPS by htheorem March 7, 2021
That weird ass sound you make like your cats care about your feelings
Me: pspsps
Cat: shut the fuck up

Pspspsps 

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.
Pspspspsps her kitty kitty
Pspspsps by Rstafford93 February 17, 2020
Word of the Day on July 9, 2021
Not really a word, more of a sound used to quietly get someone's attention.
"Psssst, come here for a second."
psssst by SPVintuit October 31, 2013

psssicatlian 

the only word that can be said after you smoke so much weed and is the only thing to indicate that you are high when the word is said
Steel:yooo ive never been this high in my life! how high are you pascal?

Pascal:psssicatlian!!!
psssicatlian by Kumar Ramukenstein December 7, 2010

pspspsps'd 

Verb.

Past tense of Pspspsps.

Used by those brave enough to summon our feline overlords.
Guy1: "Pspspsps"

Mr. Furball: "Ẅ̶̧̝̟͖́͆̎͛̚ḫ̵̛͔̋̒̂͑ó̵̪̘̟͂̃ ̵̿̎̓́͝ͅd̶̖̻͉͂̈̒̽a̵̬͐͑̚r ͈̤̜͖̙́̾̅͊͗e̵̳̠̘͎̲͌͋͆͝s ̲͙̀̾͋̚ ͇̣̻͚́͐́̕t̶̢͘o ̫̙̤̌́ ̵̣̻͎̇͠a ̨̠̼̠̣̒ẅ̴̩͉̞̰́̂̆̊̀ä̶̻̻̻̼̑͋́̈k ̬̑̚e ͇̔͒͝͠ņ̴̨̩̜͇̀́͋͝ ̛̼̆̔̽͂t̶̥̒̆̑h ̢̛͍̝̪e̵̡͗̀ ̯͆͝͠a̴̡͖̘̓͝n ̧͉͕̦͍͊̄͠c̵͉͚̣͎̍͋͛̃̚i ̺͊e̵̢̠̊̔̈́͜n ̠͛̌̎̈͝t ̜̃ ̮̼̫͑o ̝̊̔n̵͎̰̿̾͛̈́e̴̠͝"

Guy2: "Hey, how did Guy1 die?"

Guy 3: "He pspspsps'd in the wrong neighborhood."
pspspsps'd by NovelistPotato May 20, 2020