4 definitions by jack barker

shaft the waft

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand

"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand

by jack barker December 14, 2007

you havent lived

when someone has not lived their life to the fullest due to them not experiencing something which I have

ah, christian, youve never played dont speak with 3 different speakers?
christian, you havent lived!

by jack barker February 11, 2004

produce

any fruit and vegetables sold in sainsburys

courgettes, carrots

by jack barker February 11, 2004

kes

somebody's love match

kes, kes, please come and sit on my shoulder and we can make sweet love

by jack barker February 11, 2004