4 definitions by jack barker

when you're pleasuring someone up their bottom and they break wind due to not having gone to the toilet beforehand
"i was doing anal with gemima last night. it was going well until i had to shaft the waft, she should have gone for a shite beforehand
by jack barker December 14, 2007
when someone has not lived their life to the fullest due to them not experiencing something which I have
ah, christian, youve never played dont speak with 3 different speakers?
christian, you havent lived!
by jack barker February 11, 2004
any fruit and vegetables sold in sainsburys
courgettes, carrots
by jack barker February 11, 2004
kes, kes, please come and sit on my shoulder and we can make sweet love
by jack barker February 11, 2004