Practise 

Language used by someone with low intellect intending to write the work Practice. Often it can be assumed the person using the work practise is intoxicated similar to the slur of words while drinking.

"Gary, Put that wig back on, we need more practise"

Practise by Gerald Hatriq April 18, 2024

Practise and N Joy 

Term used by DJs: The two things you need to keep in mind when you are learning the art of DJing.
The catchphrase of Johnathon Lewis, aka 'ellaskins' aka the DJ Tutor.
It has been used by many top DJs, including Grandmaster Flash

So here are the Magic Words from the Legend of Youtube (ellaskins): Practise and N Joy

If you want to be any good, practise, practise, practise, and N Joy

Practise and N Joy by sloth242 May 20, 2009

practise passion 

A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.

Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.

Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.

practise passion by JustGreat September 29, 2009

Anatomy Practise

An artists excuse for drawing NSFW

'Hey honey why are you drawing buff naked men-?'

'NOTHING ITS ANATOMY PRACTISE THATS ALL'

Anatomy Practise by chendol January 15, 2022

Sex practise 

In essence, the act of pleasuring yourself.

Masturbation.

Arising from a mispronunciation of 'sax practise'

leading to a third party believing the first party was masturbating.

Having a wank.

'Im gonna go and have some sex practise before bed'

Sex practise by Bloodbloodshed June 13, 2007

Band practise 

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.

What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.

Band practise by faqxnoz August 4, 2024

practice banana 

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

practice banana by Psylicide December 9, 2008