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PPAF throws some dope parties. PPAF is dope AF.
PPAF by Commissions4Dayz December 5, 2018
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PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked 

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked

Poor Farmers (Primary Producers)

If it is not the weather…. It is:

NZ Government Regulation

Foreign Duties

Exchange Rates

Nasty Rip-Off Australian Banks (the Big 4 make astounding profits in NZ)

Expensive Labour Costs

Local Council Insanity

Environmental Imperialism

Insanely Expensive Legal + Accounting Fees

Home | MPI - Ministry for Primary Industries. A New Zealand Government Department

Inland Revenue - Te Tari Taake

worksafe.govt.nz

Australian-owned two super market chains that dominate the NZ retail industry…

and collude to drive down the prices of primary products (meat and vegetables) paid to producers while charging some of the highest retail prices in the developed world.

fonterra.com

Department of Conservation
doc.govt.nz

The list could go on…..

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked
Poor farmers.... again whacked by severe drought.

South Island farmers forced to sell stock, let crops die in drought | Newshub
www.newshub.co.nz/home/rural/2019/03/south-island-farmers-forced-to-sell-stock-let-crops-die-in-drought.html

PPAF - Primary Producers Are Fucked
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endwarfins

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

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WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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