PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

PORCELINE PAINTING by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

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Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

Porcelain Painting by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011

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painting porcelain

the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown

"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."

painting porcelain by triebkore March 16, 2012

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Painting the Porcelain

When the food you pass explodes in the toilet and there is no white left to be seen

I had Mexican for dinner last night and within 2 hours I was sitting in the bathroom Painting the Porcelain. Why don't they just make toilets in brown?

Painting the Porcelain by Urban humor May 24, 2017

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pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

pointing percy at the porcelain by John Superman December 6, 2013

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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