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Poopitis 

What I was doing to that poor toilet was horrific. I went to the doctor and was diagnosed with Poopitis
Poopitis by Poopmonster6969 March 8, 2009

Poofiatis 

The uncontrollable need to fart or pass gas.
Can be deemed a medical condition.
Daddy stop farting. I can't help it I have Poofiatis.
Poofiatis by Iman T September 9, 2010

poopbuttin 

a really shitty situation that stinks to high heaven, and makes you scowl as if you smell shit, like there is poop hangin' out of your butt.
I just drove my car into a tree because some asshole ran me off the road. that's some poopbuttin' right there.
poopbuttin by Peven glugh January 22, 2021

Poopshitting 

I'll be coming in a minute! i'm still poopshitting.
Poopshitting by mike hawk islarj February 16, 2022

poopitation 

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.
Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.
poopitation by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

poofetti 

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.
I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.
poofetti by BethT December 10, 2007