plants

Plants are stupid things that are green.

Phil: hey look at those plants
Jeff: Wow, thats stupid

by Captain John_smith July 22, 2006

Plants

One quarter (1/4) of a foot (12 inches). 1 Plants = 3 inches.

Over the weekend it it dumped a Plants of rain.

The average male penis is two Plants.

by Johnny Utah 4 Prez February 17, 2013

plants

orgy or orgiastic activity

We're Watering Our Plants WithOut Pants (wopwop).

by Jim Ference November 25, 2007

Plants

Those things I spend a lot of money on that die instantly no matter what I do.

Did you hear that he killed his plants again?

by Fuckyou66790169 April 15, 2020

Plants Vs Zombies

A game which can be played on the internet (mini version - 15 levels) or on a computer (full downloaded of CD version) and some iPods. The game is rather addictive, and the object of the game is to protect your house and ultimately your brains from the horde of undead trying to attack from your roof, front yard and back yard using plants. These plants include pea shooters of various forms, wallnuts (a nut that blocks the zombies), water lilies (for planting things on water), sunflowers (to provide sun so you can plant more plants) and mushrooms on night levels. There are also mini games such as Zombotany and Zombie Nimble Zombie Quick, and a Zen Garden where you can grow plant life to sell to Crazy Dave (the crazy neighbour/shopkeeper in the game) for money, which is used throughout the game to buy things for your Zen Garden or useful plant upgrades. May lead to cases of inzombia

Person: What are you playing?
Me: Plants vs Zombies
Person: Is it any good?
Me: Yeah, actually it's rather addictive

by selenetythecat March 11, 2010

Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome

When playing the videogame "Plants vs Zombies" or its sequel. The PvZ-Syndrome can occur. It is the feeling you get, when completing a level and all of your Plants are placed symmetrically on your yard. It can be experienced by any kind of person and not just by individuals diagnosed with the mental illness "OCD".
People affected by this syndrome state, that you are happy when completing a level, but you are happier when it is symmetrical as well and you feel a slight disappointment in yourself when it isn't symmetrical

"You can only feel the true satisfaction of completing a level when everything is symmetrical. When I defeat the last zombie, I will even take the shovel and remove plants so that everything stays symmetric."
-Anonymous

My Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome is making me enjoy the game less.

by FlipDesert August 22, 2021

plants vs zombies garden warfare

The most m8 game ever.
it has zombies and plants.
I r8 8/8 no h8

Katy parry: Wow this game is gr8. I should've bought this earlier but I was l8. Plants vs zombies garden warfare is a gr8 b8 to buy.

by I AM M8 August 30, 2015