A period used mainly by girls at the end of a sentence or phrase to emphasize extreme bitchiness. Usually used on instant messangers, texts, or social networking sites.
A period that you put at the end of sentence or word to show your pissed off, fed up/annoyed, and/or they may be stupid, or that period you put when you don't really want to talk to someone and your trying to seem short.
Ex: A:Babe are you mad at me?
B: Yeah.
Ex: A: Do you work today?
B: You've asked me this three times already, yes.
Ex: A: My friend said you can't get texts after you take your phone off airplane mode is that true?
B:Obviously or I wouldn't have got your text..
A: oh they must apparently be dumbasses then haha
B: Apparently.
Ex: A: Hey!
B: Hey.
A: Are you Bitch perioding me?
B: yes.
Bitch period- when you're just absolutely done with the conversation and just done with the sentence you're even typing. Bitch Period "."
This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...
HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!
Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!