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Bitch Period 

A period used mainly by girls at the end of a sentence or phrase to emphasize extreme bitchiness. Usually used on instant messangers, texts, or social networking sites.
Girl 1: Hey do you wanna hang out today
Girl 2: No. (bitch period)
Bitch Period by wordmaster99 November 10, 2009

Bitch period "." 

A period that you put at the end of sentence or word to show your pissed off, fed up/annoyed, and/or they may be stupid, or that period you put when you don't really want to talk to someone and your trying to seem short.
Ex: A:Babe are you mad at me?
B: Yeah.
Ex: A: Do you work today?
B: You've asked me this three times already, yes.
Ex: A: My friend said you can't get texts after you take your phone off airplane mode is that true?
B:Obviously or I wouldn't have got your text..
A: oh they must apparently be dumbasses then haha
B: Apparently.
Ex: A: Hey!
B: Hey.
A: Are you Bitch perioding me?
B: yes.
Bitch period- when you're just absolutely done with the conversation and just done with the sentence you're even typing. Bitch Period "."
Bitch period "." by Kaybae123@ August 27, 2016

fat bitch period 

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...
HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck
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