penke

One who has sexual relations with cattle animals. Preferably anal, but all is welcome.

He went outside to have a penke time.

by User2971 January 5, 2017

PENKE

Someone who enjoys putting Brussel sprouts in their ass and shooting them out to see how far they go. Also known as a vegetable cannon.

Jonn went into the field and started doing the Penke

by Edgekingg1 February 23, 2024

hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.

That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family

by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017

peckeroni

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.

Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.

by ABMCPC January 7, 2017

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021

Pecker Dial

To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.

Girl: Hello? Hello?

Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.

Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!

by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019

pecker pickin

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

by ashane January 4, 2018