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PENKE
Someone who enjoys putting Brussel sprouts in their ass and shooting them out to see how far they go. Also known as a vegetable cannon.
PENKE by Edgekingg1 February 23, 2024
Related Words
penke • penkey • penkelemess • Penker • Penketh & Great Sankey • Pecker-Wood • Pecker Head • pecker • pecker checker • peaker
hen-pecked
hen-pecked by Eurotrashed February 2, 2017
peckeroni
When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.
hank pecker
A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.
hank pecker by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021
Pecker Dial
To accidentally dial someone’s phone number when the phone is in a guy’s front pocket, presumably dialed by his penis.
Girl: Hello? Hello?
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Guy: <Indistinct noise>
Later that day….
Girl: Hey, did you call me? I think you may have accidentally called me.
Guy: Oh, I must have pecker dialed you. Or, perhaps it called you on its own!
Pecker Dial by The Movie Guy September 24, 2019
pecker pickin
Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.
I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!
I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!
pecker pickin by ashane January 4, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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