palp 

To equip oneself or one's bike with a particular part or accessory.

Popularized by Bikesnob NYC

"I currently palp a Surly Crosscheck with full fenders and a rear rack."

"Riders often palp more traditional wheels and equipment due to the rough cobblestones."

palp by yolfer May 5, 2009

PALP 

PALP
ALWAYS PALP
LOVE PALPING

PLAN ON PALPING

You got Palped
PALP YOU
I need some Palping

PALP by PALPMASTER September 13, 2022

palp 

The root of the word, "palpable", which simply means, "tangible", but as it sounds kinda dirty its uses are diverse.

"The fear is palpable. Yes, you can actually palp it."

"i hope to get palped this weekend."

"i was so palped last night I palped all over myself."

"I accidentally stepped in your palp, and my dog palped it up."

"that chicks totally palpable...i'd palp her silly."

palp by leo lucky October 18, 2008

Palp 

Taking a week off work and everyone thinks you died.

Hey guys pulling a Palp. *Takes a month off work and everyone thinks he died*

Palp by Foxylous July 12, 2020

Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"

Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.

Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.

"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

Somehow Palpatine Returned by anakingoatwalker February 23, 2022

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.

Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."

Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009