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PALP
ALWAYS PALP
LOVE PALPING

PLAN ON PALPING
You got Palped
PALP YOU
I need some Palping
PALP by PALPMASTER September 13, 2022
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The root of the word, "palpable", which simply means, "tangible", but as it sounds kinda dirty its uses are diverse.
"The fear is palpable. Yes, you can actually palp it."

"i hope to get palped this weekend."

"i was so palped last night I palped all over myself."

"I accidentally stepped in your palp, and my dog palped it up."

"that chicks totally palpable...i'd palp her silly."
palp by leo lucky October 18, 2008
Taking a week off work and everyone thinks you died.
Hey guys pulling a Palp. *Takes a month off work and everyone thinks he died*
Palp by Foxylous July 12, 2020

Emperor Palpatine 

Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
Emperor Palpatine by Emperor Nick September 14, 2010

Somehow Palpatine Returned 

Line by Poe Dammeron in Rise of Skywalker. This line alone explains how shit the movie was.
"How was rise of skywalker? I don't know but somehow palpatine returned"

Palpatined 

To usurp all authority or power in a situation; to control through manipulation; to punish.

Derived from the Star Wars villian.
Chris: "Yo, your girl was totally out of control at the club last night"

Marty: "Yeah, I palpatined that as soon as we got back to my place. It won't happen again."

Chris: "Word."
Palpatined by CorporateBaller August 25, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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