P’Nasticus Bütte, often referred to as, “Butt Sex”, is occasionally used as a covert mean to express sexual desire regarding anal pleasures. Quite often, during these anal pleasures, one will employ an implement (or Shlong) much to the delight of the recipient.
In polite society, you might wish to use this phrase instead of, “Butt Stuff”, “Butt Tricks”, “Butt Cum Dumping”, “Anal”, “Stuffin Muffin”, etc. As always, make sure the trap is clean, the muffin is buttered, the rod firm, the thrust gentle … and, please, offer that friendly reach around.
In polite society, you might wish to use this phrase instead of, “Butt Stuff”, “Butt Tricks”, “Butt Cum Dumping”, “Anal”, “Stuffin Muffin”, etc. As always, make sure the trap is clean, the muffin is buttered, the rod firm, the thrust gentle … and, please, offer that friendly reach around.
Hot dude: Hi .. I’m hung, hilarious and intrigued by your intellect and fortunate genetics …”
Hot Lady: “Oh .. I’m Victoria, Hi’”
Hot dude: “so .. what are you into, Victoria?? What do you like ??”
Hot Lady: “I like all things … round objects and Protuberances tickle me richly.”
Hot dude: “say … are you familiar with (looks around discreetly) P’Nasticus Bütte??”
Hot Lady: “Most definitely … let’s go back to my apartment, it’s right above the bodega on 69th”
Hot dude: “Perf.”
Hot Lady: “Oh .. I’m Victoria, Hi’”
Hot dude: “so .. what are you into, Victoria?? What do you like ??”
Hot Lady: “I like all things … round objects and Protuberances tickle me richly.”
Hot dude: “say … are you familiar with (looks around discreetly) P’Nasticus Bütte??”
Hot Lady: “Most definitely … let’s go back to my apartment, it’s right above the bodega on 69th”
Hot dude: “Perf.”
by Jo Colaczech-Higgins April 15, 2024