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P'ing the B's 

P'ing the B's aka powdering the balls. One should always use baby powder when p'ing the b's. P'ing the B's is the greatest way to relieve sweaty ballsack syndrome which can cause itchiness or potential ball stickage to legs, and keeps your ballsack smelling fresh all day.

There are two exact methods behind P'ing the B's. Once the powder is acquired, one must make sure that one's balls are completely dry. The first method, the shake and pour, is performed by simply pouring desired amount of powder into the groin area and shaking in order to remove excess. The shake and pour method does not require wash after use, but is mostly for amateurs. The more advanced method is called the Arnold PALM-er, or the palm method for short. In order to perform the palm method, one must pour desired amount of powder into palm of hand and pat the powder directly on the ballsack. The palm method is only for avid P'ing the B's users as it eliminates excess powder fallout but does require post P'ing the B's handwash.

P'ing the B's should be a part of any guy's daily routine. The most prime times to P the B's are after a shower, before going out, before bed, and always. Avoid sweaty balls and P the B's daily my friends.
Tyler: Yo dudes have you guys seen my Johnson & Johnson, its hot as hell out and my balls have been stuck to my leg all day.
Colin: Yeah sorry dude it's in my room. It was Luke's first time and I was instructing him on how to properly P the B's using the Arnold PALM-er method.
Luke: I owe you my life for introducing me to P'ing the B's, my balls feel great.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026