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Owl Citizen

a member of the group who listens to the owlistic (adamazing, awesome,epic) creations of Adam Young, who usually will have an Owl City University account. the majority of Owl Citizens (also known as 'Owls') do not like Justin Beiber or any mainstream, pop music and prefer midwestern music such as

Owl City (and all side projects such as port blue, sky sailing)
HeyHiHello
Breanne Duren

another fact about Owl Citizens is that we are a noble few that can appricciate real music
Non-owl: "hey, follow me on facebook!!"
Owl Citizen: "no, i only use Owl City University"
Non-owl: "whats Owl City University?"
Owl Citizen: "its an online place for people to talk and express their love for owl city. but its only for Owl Citizens"
Owl Citizen by Owl City Fan November 30, 2010
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Owl Citizen

Someone who listens to terrible music, specifically electronic music with pre-pubescent voices.
Person 1: Ooh, turn this song up, it's Owl City.

Person 2: Fuck off Owl Citizen.
Owl Citizen by GriffinR September 22, 2010

Illegal Owl Citizen 

A person who says that they love the one-man band Owl City but have only heard Fireflies or possibly Vanilla Twilight and Hello Seattle and think they they have the fucking right to call themselves Owl Citizens.
Sherry: I love Owl City so much! I'm such a big fan!
Carol: Really? What songs to do you have on your iPod, and which is your favorite?
Sherry: I have Hello Seattle, Fireflies, and Vanilla Twilight and I love them all!
Carol: Get the fuck out of my sight you Illegal Owl Citizen.

Owlcitizen 

An owlcitizen is one living in the dream-like place called Owl City. Also may refer to a major fan of the band Owl City. Owlcitizens tend to be unique thinkers, suffer from insomnia, and have a slight obsession with Adam Young and his many different music projects (Sky Sailing, Insect Airport, Port Blue, and mainly Owl City).
Person 1: hey.
Owlcitizen: *hums Rainbow veins*
Person 1: um, hello?
Owlcitizen: *sings Meteor Shower*
Person 1: excuse me, are you deaf?
Owlcitizen: what if I actually did shoot a rainbow through your veins? I also think it would be a good idea for Owl City's sky to be yellow instead of blue. It would make the owls flying by stand out more!
Person 1: okay, um, bye?
Owlcitizen: I think dreamy things as I'm waving goodbye.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026