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Owen's syndrome 

Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.

It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.

The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.

Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.

The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.
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COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)

When you recognize patterns that send you into an investigative spiral. Often includes symptoms of near-schizophrenic manic research and conspiratorial thinking.

Coined in reference to how Candace Owens be moving quite regularly, most notably in the wake of the killing of her business partner and personal friend, Charles (Charlie) James Kirk.
“i think my boyfriend is cheating on me because he started buying a new brand of mayonnaise
“Girl, you for sure have COS (Candace Owens Syndrome)”

Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome 

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres