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ownz
Slang variation of the word 'owns', by replacing the 's' with a 'z'.
Used to show domination or severe beating of an opponent.
Used to show domination or severe beating of an opponent.
ownz by James Picardo August 25, 2003
ownz'ed
Definition and example taken from Megatokyo:
"It's like this, you know, this L33T thing, that you do
when you, like, ownz someone." - Largo
"It's like this, you know, this L33T thing, that you do
when you, like, ownz someone." - Largo
liberty ownz
sexually attracted to lightbulbs,dogs,nemfos and frequntly humps lamp posts.
if you ever find liberty ownz or 'moo' in your backyard we suggest you shoot it before it looks at you with its zitty face and suffocates you in its fat rolls.
if you ever find liberty ownz or 'moo' in your backyard we suggest you shoot it before it looks at you with its zitty face and suffocates you in its fat rolls.
the fat shit moo tryed jumping a fence, slipped, fence post went up anus and moo went on a violent rampage till his mummy sent him to bed.
liberty ownz; a poor attempt for an rs name to suck up to his friend(this is where is constant hornieness over dogs comes from)
liberty ownz; a poor attempt for an rs name to suck up to his friend(this is where is constant hornieness over dogs comes from)
liberty ownz by Jess the cool shit April 18, 2008
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