Skip to main content

Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021
mugGet the Oversized Cock Disorder mug.

overhyped

Basically means overrated. But when something is overhyped it is really too much. Been there, done that. Enough said.

Can be used to say to describe a state of high elation.
I am feeling totally overhyped after watching that bboying vid! It was sick!

Christmas is totally overhyped, it's not even gone October yet and we're already being bombared from every direction with it, as if preparing for it were the single most important oncoming event in our lives.
by Bah Zah October 30, 2010
mugGet the overhyped mug.

overwipe

Overwipe - v. to be extremely cautious while wiping anything, particularly the anal or vaginal region, to the point were the wiper or object being wiped experiences undesirable effects (i.e. redness, extra sensitivity, or bleeding). In some cases, objects like noses and inanimate objects can be overwiped.

-n. a person who is brash, clumsy, rude, stupid, and/or annoying to the extent that the common term 'asswipe' is insufficient; an asshole x 1000.
Doc: Hello sir, what seems to be the reason for our visit?

Patient: I'm having trouble walking, sitting, and farting...I think it's because I've been overwiping. I've been bleeding from my anus as well.
-------------------------------------
TV: President Obama has illegalized breathing freely, and will be placing a tax on every breath taken past the allotted 100 per day.

Me: Of course he would, he's an overwipe.
by CLP27 November 5, 2010
mugGet the overwipe mug.

Oversized Watermelon

Oversized Watermelon (1). Someone who acts like they're not a slut but they really are.
Bob: "Hey man, I banged Lisa last night."

Phil: "I thought she wasn't looking for love."

Bob: "No, she's just an oversized watermelon."
by Mr.Rot May 31, 2018
mugGet the Oversized Watermelon mug.

Overripe teenager

Someone in his 20s (or even 30s) that still acts like a 17 year-old. Overripe teenagers who are male often try to date teenage girls. Overripe teenagers who are female not only act like a 17 year-old, but dress like one, too.
Jim: What's up with Jeremy? He's 35, working at McDonald's and dating a 19 year old?
Eric: He's just being Jeremy.
Jim: I think he is an overripe teenager.
by Bigfoot46360 August 2, 2010
mugGet the Overripe teenager mug.

Oversized hoodie

Things that cute short boys wear as nothing fits them properly, ask my friend, she has one of these boys.
“I see your wearing your oversized hoodie, Xander”
“Shut up you pervert, it’s the only thing that fits!”
by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
mugGet the Oversized hoodie mug.

overlived daydream

When you leave your family to pursue someone who only thinks of you as late night adulterous booty calls.
Adulterer: Baby I love you and want to be with you forever!
You: That's an overlived daydream and you need to leave before my date gets here.
by ThatJO February 3, 2018
mugGet the overlived daydream mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email