Outsplain 

When a person attempts to talk themselves out of a racist/homophobic/sexist statement after being called out.

Trying to dig oneself out of a hole.

I told him his remarks were sexist, he then proceeded to outsplain himself "oh, yeh, no, well, whet I meant was...."

Outsplain by clarafarelli August 17, 2017

outplanked 

When another person "planks" in a more dangerous or creative way than you

Oh, man, Daryl totally outplanked me when he planked on top of that Grimace statue at McDonalds!

outplanked by dangerdanger! July 12, 2011

Outspan 

Someone who has small breasts, tits - From the advert 'Outspan... small ones are more juicy!'

Outspans!!

Outspan by recklessrepsol October 24, 2011

Outselfing 

The assigning routine duties that you (yourself) would normally be responsible for, to others. Whereas in business, outsourcing takes jobs away, with outselfing, you are paying others to do your tasks so that you can free that time up for more important things (see examples.) Outselfing requires intense cost benefit analysis as well as careful re-appropriation of time to truly important things. As in business, outselfing should improve the “bottom line”, though in life, the bottom line is not limited to money, but overall quality of life.

Yard work and landscaping. Rather than focusing on how much you could save by doing this yourself, consider outselfing: Paying someone else to do your yard work will actually buy you more time with your family. Quality family relationships is worth far more than a nice yard.

Outselfing by Distance Doc October 16, 2008

Ozsplain 

v. When you’re studying in a group of friends and one clueless guy tries to explain something in a condescending manner when they are completely wrong.

"When was the Great Wall of China built again?"

"Dude, that thing doesn't actually exist, it's a purely fictional place. Read a book for once"

"Holy ozsplain"

Ozsplain by Ozkill1880 December 4, 2023