osmotic

A person known to be pseudo-competent who uses the equivalent of osmosis as a knowledge base and then simply *thinks* of something they want done and the person perceives their thought as having accomplished the task (read: the task becomes done) without any physical effort or any actual action having occurred.

Person 1: He's a Coordinator of computer technology.
Person 2: Really? Because all his computers aren't working.
Person 1: Is that so?
Person 2: Well, the other day he told me he thought they were all working.
Person 1: He must be osmotic.

osmotic by Ben Chott November 4, 2011

Osmotic

To be at the lowest tier of humanity

Guy1: "Yo you see that guy ? He's a total Osmotic"
Guy2: "No way he's that shit of a person ?"

Osmotic by SomeoneWhoIsNoOne April 20, 2018

osmosically 

Verb: The action of gaining knowledge or understanding via osmosis

Dude, you were so trashed I felt it osmosically!

osmosically by King Shawny April 8, 2007

Osmoticaly 

Verb: To obsorb something through the pores of your mind or personage

1- Don't worry I'll remember what he said.
2- You can't just absorb it osmoticaly you know.
1- Don't you mean through osmosis?
1- No, osmoticaly

Osmoticaly by Popo February 9, 2005