osmotic

A person known to be pseudo-competent who uses the equivalent of osmosis as a knowledge base and then simply *thinks* of something they want done and the person perceives their thought as having accomplished the task (read: the task becomes done) without any physical effort or any actual action having occurred.

Person 1: He's a Coordinator of computer technology.
Person 2: Really? Because all his computers aren't working.
Person 1: Is that so?
Person 2: Well, the other day he told me he thought they were all working.
Person 1: He must be osmotic.

osmotic by Ben Chott November 4, 2011

Osmotic

To be at the lowest tier of humanity

Guy1: "Yo you see that guy ? He's a total Osmotic"
Guy2: "No way he's that shit of a person ?"

Osmotic by SomeoneWhoIsNoOne April 20, 2018

osmosically 

Verb: The action of gaining knowledge or understanding via osmosis

Dude, you were so trashed I felt it osmosically!

osmosically by King Shawny April 8, 2007

Osmoticaly 

Verb: To obsorb something through the pores of your mind or personage

1- Don't worry I'll remember what he said.
2- You can't just absorb it osmoticaly you know.
1- Don't you mean through osmosis?
1- No, osmoticaly

Osmoticaly by Popo February 9, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019