Osminitis

When one watches too many episodes of Operation Osmin.
Symptoms include involuntary screaming, proclivity to do pushups, involuntary penis growth an increased sexual stamina. The symptoms can also be brought on by a 30 day diet of fish, salad and water.

Person #1 - "Dude, I thought you didn't even have the courage to ask her out?
Person #2 - Yeah, but my Osminitis kicked in and I've nailed her three times this week."

Person #1 - "I thought you were going to lose that fight."
Person #2 - "I thought so too but then my Osminitis kicked in and I finished him off quickly."

Osminitis by Dr. Doody December 26, 2011

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Osminosis

Noun: The smell of old books
From the Greek words osmi and gnosis.

The thing I like best about the library is the osminosis that is in the air.

Osminosis by basmith0 February 1, 2013

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Omanitis

An extreme or irrational fear of people raping you.

Yo I almost got Omanitis last night

Omanitis by notyouraveragehunty April 15, 2019

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Omnitistic

When a person is weird, supportive of pride month, and acts special education.

“Look at that omnitistic over there”

Omnitistic by wabby jabby:) July 6, 2025

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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