Osminitis

When one watches too many episodes of Operation Osmin.
Symptoms include involuntary screaming, proclivity to do pushups, involuntary penis growth an increased sexual stamina. The symptoms can also be brought on by a 30 day diet of fish, salad and water.

Person #1 - "Dude, I thought you didn't even have the courage to ask her out?
Person #2 - Yeah, but my Osminitis kicked in and I've nailed her three times this week."

Person #1 - "I thought you were going to lose that fight."
Person #2 - "I thought so too but then my Osminitis kicked in and I finished him off quickly."

Osminitis by Dr. Doody December 26, 2011

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Osminosis

Noun: The smell of old books
From the Greek words osmi and gnosis.

The thing I like best about the library is the osminosis that is in the air.

Osminosis by basmith0 February 1, 2013

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Omanitis

An extreme or irrational fear of people raping you.

Yo I almost got Omanitis last night

Omanitis by notyouraveragehunty April 15, 2019

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Omnitistic

When a person is weird, supportive of pride month, and acts special education.

“Look at that omnitistic over there”

Omnitistic by wabby jabby:) July 6, 2025

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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