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Osama bin Laden shots 

A shot of an alcoholic beverage to celebrate the humiliating death of Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group al-Qaeda, at the hands of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, informally known as Navy SEAL Team 6, of Joint Special Operations Command on May 2, 2011 during "Operation Neptune Spear". Nearly always accompanied by damning "toasts" expressing either disparaging remarks against Osama and/or celebration over his violent death or his current status as fish food in the North Arabian Sea.

May be used once upon first hearing of Osama's death, or any number of instances afterward, often as a replacement of more generic toasts such as "cheers" or "bottoms up." The later often makes reference to the fact that you have already drank to Osama's demise in the past, but you're doing so again because he is, after all, still dead.

Variants on this include a "bloody bin laden shot" which consists of a clear (ex; vodka) Osama bin Laden shot followed by a chaser of anything red, with a toast making reference to his bloody death and sea burial.

Note that Osama bin Laden shots, including any variants, and any accompanying toast become unusable in the event that Osama comes back as a zombie or something.
Example 1:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Is he still dead?
American: He is still dead!
Other American: To bloody bin Laden in a watery grave!
American: I hope a hermit crab makes a home out of his skull.

Example 2:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Naw dude, can't. Don't you watch the news? He came back as a zombie.
American: Oh....wait..what?
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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