Orthocuck

An orthodox practitioner who also practices the art of Cuckoldery.

Meet my friend Brenan, he’s an orthocuck.
Oh, you mean like those religious simps?

by pinheadsimp April 15, 2020

orthocution

Death by orthopedic surgery. Generally occurs when ortho takes a poorly selected geriatric patient to the operating room for fixation.

This 87 year old patient was taken for femur fixation and coded on post op day 1. Another clear cut orthocution.

by TraumaDoc May 18, 2022

Orthoducks Christian

A Christian who is new to the faith and blindly believes in all trending Christian beliefs out of ignorance, or is simply a life-long sheep to all the popular Orthodox Christian views. Ducks are known for their social behavior and often exhibit following behavior, especially in family groups. Ducklings, in particular, are known to closely follow their parents or adult leaders. An Orthoducks Christian won't take a hard stance on any of the unpopular secondary issues, yet will strongly believe in doctrines like "The Trinity", without even knowing what it is.

"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."

by StillTrying2Help August 10, 2023