Orioned 

The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.

I was going to ask Orion out but then I saw him looking at me and my pulse started RACING, and I just ORIONED in place!

Orioned by Sue Denim January 4, 2018

Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.

Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".

Onioned by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010

Onioned

To have a random comment(s) left on your Facebook profile in the night by a drunken friend(s).

Look at my Facebook page, I've been Onioned!

Onioned by Uncle Kurn June 6, 2011

Orined 

to hold a container in an inappropriate or unconventional way, allowing the contents to become damaged or misarranged. A play on "disorientation" as well as named for the action's creator.

To carry a pizza box vertically (by your hip like a file folder) causing the fresh hot pizza to slide down to the side of the container.

"Hey! You orined the pizza!"

Also can be used as "Orining"

Orined by The Brow July 10, 2009

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

Onioned by millz22 August 16, 2013