Orioned
The act of meeting a guy so sexy/cute/likeable/interesting/hot, that when you try to ask him out or try anything romantic you LITERALLY SHUT DOWN. You heat up and SHUT DOWN... SIMULTANEOUSLY.
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Onioned
The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.
Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".
Onioned by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010
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Orined
to hold a container in an inappropriate or unconventional way, allowing the contents to become damaged or misarranged. A play on "disorientation" as well as named for the action's creator.
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