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Oregon City High School 

Oregon City is mostly white kids in suburbs or nice condos, however the high school consists of not only the city, but the surrounding more rural and “less fortunate” areas. People may call it the school with the “most poverty” in the area, but that’s because they’re most likely from the surrounding mega-rich/extremely wealthy areas. (Area schools include: Lake Oswego High School, Lakeridge High School, West Linn High School, and Clackamas High School.) This school is very far from the poverty line in the grand scheme of things and majority of the students.

The school is terrible though. They sweep student problems, (mental health, abuse, sexual assault), under the rug. There was a scandal in 2022 over a student committing heinous acts to another student and giving him a platform to speak on it to the entire school claiming he had “grown.” This caused several massive protests in school grounds and staff refused, for the most part, did nothing and didn’t recognize their wrongs. There were multiple teachers who publicly stood with the students, but administration was actively trying to fight back against it. The principal resigned after this whole fiasco.

It claims great academic success. It can only “show good marks” because any time a student seems to be dragging down the stats they cart them off to one of the alternative schools.
“Oregon City High School is in the news again.” “Ah man really? What is it this time?”

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026