Oralbed

A singular individual of peculiar fascination; one who elicits both ardent desire and electric anticipation, whilst simultaneously inducing volatile oscillations between euphoria and despair. Prolonged exposure may result in acute delusion, often sustained by intermittent injections of false hope.

Person A: “I’m currently in a crippling situationship and it’s making me go crazy”
Person B: “Ah they must be a right oralbed”

Oralbed by Danger Duck April 4, 2026

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oralbedient

To perform oral sexassex as instructed by your partner

You will be my oralbedient slave tonight

oralbedient by 6Twatwaffle9 March 17, 2017

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Oralbed • oralbedient • Oralled • the human oralpede

Oralled

past tense of oral and/or oralling.
to stimulate your partner (or not partner's) genitalia with your mouth.

otherwise known as eating out or blow job

"We oralled last night."
"Did he like it?"
"Duh, everyone knows I'm the best at oralling."

"Did you guys have oral sex?"
"Yeah, we oralled."

Oralled by livinlifegurl April 30, 2011

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the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

the human oralpede by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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