Oralbed

A singular individual of peculiar fascination; one who elicits both ardent desire and electric anticipation, whilst simultaneously inducing volatile oscillations between euphoria and despair. Prolonged exposure may result in acute delusion, often sustained by intermittent injections of false hope.

Person A: “I’m currently in a crippling situationship and it’s making me go crazy”
Person B: “Ah they must be a right oralbed”

Oralbed by Danger Duck April 4, 2026

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oralbedient

To perform oral sexassex as instructed by your partner

You will be my oralbedient slave tonight

oralbedient by 6Twatwaffle9 March 17, 2017

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Oralbed • oralbedient • Oralled • the human oralpede

Oralled

past tense of oral and/or oralling.
to stimulate your partner (or not partner's) genitalia with your mouth.

otherwise known as eating out or blow job

"We oralled last night."
"Did he like it?"
"Duh, everyone knows I'm the best at oralling."

"Did you guys have oral sex?"
"Yeah, we oralled."

Oralled by livinlifegurl April 30, 2011

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the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

the human oralpede by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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