Oralbed

A singular individual of peculiar fascination; one who elicits both ardent desire and electric anticipation, whilst simultaneously inducing volatile oscillations between euphoria and despair. Prolonged exposure may result in acute delusion, often sustained by intermittent injections of false hope.

Person A: “I’m currently in a crippling situationship and it’s making me go crazy”
Person B: “Ah they must be a right oralbed”

by Danger Duck April 4, 2026

oralbedient

To perform oral sexassex as instructed by your partner

You will be my oralbedient slave tonight

by 6Twatwaffle9 March 17, 2017

Oralled

past tense of oral and/or oralling.
to stimulate your partner (or not partner's) genitalia with your mouth.

otherwise known as eating out or blow job

"We oralled last night."
"Did he like it?"
"Duh, everyone knows I'm the best at oralling."

"Did you guys have oral sex?"
"Yeah, we oralled."

by livinlifegurl April 30, 2011

the human oralpede

Like The Human Centipede, but all members are performing oral sex on the person in front of them.

Girl 1: Should I join that sorority?

Girl 2: That one?! I heard they do The Human Oralpede as initiation.

Girl 1: Really?! There’s no way I’m going there now!

by CyanEnderz January 19, 2018