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A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.
Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.
by Blantern August 01, 2018
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