Optomisdick

A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.

Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.

I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.

by Blantern August 1, 2018

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

The Optomistic Person says > Make PEACE,, Not war !.. Some of them also says >
Make Love,, Not war !

He/She look at the world through rose-colored glasses, never stop believe in PEACE / LOVE ..

by sLg March 14, 2004

Optomisticallity

Optomisticallity is the act of being very optimistic about life.

Optomisticallity is a very strange thought.

by L.scanlon November 28, 2014

Optomistic ( The Optomistic )

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

by thedude July 13, 2004

optomistic

A person who thinks dat a visit to da eye doctor will improve his life overall.

Being able to see better can indeed make your day-to-day existence a lot more pleasant, so perhaps it actually is **not** being excessively optomistic to think dat getting new glasses may make you significantly happier and more relaxed.

by QuacksO April 27, 2024