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An Opteera is a small but sticky.
“Oh look a Opteera is on my shoe”
Opteera by robeuyhd March 20, 2023
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co-opteration 

1. Noun. The act of manipulating or forming a partnership with a corporation or profit-making enterprise for a worthy cause, especially to fund charity, social services or social justice campaigns or events. Usually perceived to have mutual benefit for both parties.

2. Noun. The act of using, manipulating, or forming a partnership with a charitable organization in order to make a profit or increase a corporation's exposure to a market. Usually perceived to have mutual benefit for both parties.


Blendword formed by the compound of "co-opt" and "co-operation".

co-opetition, coopetition


"We decided to let them sell key-chains at the peace rally, and they'll fund our brochure campaign. It's co-opteration, man! We're hijacking the corporate marketing machine for PEACE!"

"Our co-opteration with PBS calls for funding a portion of the documentary budget; in return we will receive 15-second advertising spots on programs aimed at our target market."

co-opteration by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

Optera metro 

The one piece of equipment only Scott knows. Scott will become the district manager because he is the only one who knows this equipment.
Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????

Opteradouconcupiscenestruthiosiloquat 

Pronounced "op-terra-do-con-coopi-sen-es-truth-ee-o-sih-low-quat"

A sad individual who engages in competitive gaming while masturbating. They are typically terrible at what they play.
"Optera" derives from the scientific name for "Mayfly". "Concupiscene" has its roots in the word "concupiscence", meaning a desire for sexual acts, and "Struthio", is the scientific name for an Ostrich.
Jake: David is so cocky, he was gloating after beating me in chess online.

Markus: I bet he's an opteradouconcupiscenestruthiosiloquat.
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