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co-opteration 

1. Noun. The act of manipulating or forming a partnership with a corporation or profit-making enterprise for a worthy cause, especially to fund charity, social services or social justice campaigns or events. Usually perceived to have mutual benefit for both parties.

2. Noun. The act of using, manipulating, or forming a partnership with a charitable organization in order to make a profit or increase a corporation's exposure to a market. Usually perceived to have mutual benefit for both parties.


Blendword formed by the compound of "co-opt" and "co-operation".

co-opetition, coopetition


"We decided to let them sell key-chains at the peace rally, and they'll fund our brochure campaign. It's co-opteration, man! We're hijacking the corporate marketing machine for PEACE!"

"Our co-opteration with PBS calls for funding a portion of the documentary budget; in return we will receive 15-second advertising spots on programs aimed at our target market."

co-opteration by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

Optera metro 

The one piece of equipment only Scott knows. Scott will become the district manager because he is the only one who knows this equipment.
Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????

Opteradouconcupiscenestruthiosiloquat 

Pronounced "op-terra-do-con-coopi-sen-es-truth-ee-o-sih-low-quat"

A sad individual who engages in competitive gaming while masturbating. They are typically terrible at what they play.
"Optera" derives from the scientific name for "Mayfly". "Concupiscene" has its roots in the word "concupiscence", meaning a desire for sexual acts, and "Struthio", is the scientific name for an Ostrich.
Jake: David is so cocky, he was gloating after beating me in chess online.

Markus: I bet he's an opteradouconcupiscenestruthiosiloquat.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026