In the current year, opsec is being used by an increasing number of everyday people to mask or spoof their online identities which are being aggressively tracked and recorded by governments and big tech.
When something fucks up on you - particularly a game or program.
Derived from Call of Duty: Blackops, the game that crashes more than a drunk p plater. You're supremely fortunate if you actually complete a whole game without disconnecting, freezing or having your PS3 die in the arse.
Stefan: My computer just crashed when Minecraft went over 1GB memory usage
Jacob: You got black opsed
A spin on "OPSEC", short for "operational security". OPSEX is keeping the relationship your parents don't approve of under wraps. It's keeping that side piece on the down low.
John has kept his parents in the dark about Eric for years now. That's some good opsex.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.