A spin on "OPSEC", short for "operational security". OPSEX is keeping the relationship your parents don't approve of under wraps. It's keeping that side piece on the down low.
John has kept his parents in the dark about Eric for years now. That's some good opsex.
In the current year, opsec is being used by an increasing number of everyday people to mask or spoof their online identities which are being aggressively tracked and recorded by governments and big tech.
Coming from the word obsess, obsex is when someone is fully consumed with the thought of having sex with a particular person. Obsessed with sex is obsexed.
Yo man! Damn, I couldn't sleep at all I was so obsexed with the chick I saw at the party last night.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.