"Then he falsely accused me of being an Islamaphobe, then I accurately reminded him that he was being very Opposeaphobic towards me, and that he shouldn't hate or discriminate against me for simply having beliefs and opinions that are in opposition towards his."
Irrational fear of, or discrimination against those with opposing or different beliefs/opinions than your own.
"She falsely accused me of being a homophobe and a transphobe just simply for disagreeing with their beliefs, I then let her know she was being an opposeaphobe, and that I do not discriminate against homosexuals, or transgenders, I just simply have different beliefs than them, and she shouldn't be demonizing me on false accusations."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.