Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.

Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.

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not a fucking zodiac sign ophichus is a bitch

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ophiuchus

Originally a constellation located between Scorpius and Sagittarius and that was recently added as a new zodiacal sign, making it the 13th. The word is now being used as an expletive, reflecting the deep existential upheaval experienced by many who have seem their horoscopic certainties thrown off-kilter.

you go ophiuchus yourself, or ophiuchus me!, or you are full of ophiucus or what the ophiuchus are doing here!

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Ophiuchus

The Serpent Holder. The thirteenth zodiac sign.

Ophiuchus has been left out because it would be too expensive to add it on, or becasue of precession of the earth.

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Ophiuhus

The thirteenth zodiac sign

People on tik tok:I was a libra .... NOW I AM A OPHIUHUS

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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