Oogie Poogie

Losing your virginity to a narwhal, a duck and a gorilla all at once. Then Satan claims you as his personal sex slave. He cums fire into your ass. Then locusts eat your penis off. That's an oogie poogie for ya!

Watch out Lil Bobby, you don't wanna get no oogie poogies!

Oogie Poogie by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 1, 2018

oopie-poopie

A game largely played by suburban youths which includes several young boys or girls standing in a circle. When the whistle is blown indicating that the game has begun, each person defecates on the ground. The person who defecates the smallest is then obligated to roll around in everyone elses feces while the rest of the group screams "OOPIE-POOPIE!!!"

That was really a sloppy game of OOPIE-POOPIE we played last weekend after eating at taco bell; I really feel bad for dan.

oopie-poopie by Sir Eric of Lanington August 4, 2007

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Ookie Pookie

It was supposed to give...but it did not give...what needed to be gave...to the highest of giving.

Makynleigh's outfit was totally ookie pookie. She was wearing two different shades of red!

Ookie Pookie by poopyfartygirl January 8, 2022

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Ookie wookie pookie bear

An Ookie Wookie Pookie Bear is someone who when you see them your whole body feels with 100% love and just wanna explode and just kiss them and love them forever curl up in a ball with a movie at a big fire place and just Pookie Lukey Pookey them forever. Also they’re someone you wanna take on a nice hot date and some ice cream for ever and then take them home and snuggle them all night long. My ookie wookie pookie bear is the kind of person who you just want to love in all ways all day everyday forever and have ookie wookie pookie bear babies with because they’re just so precious and lovely and you’d let them black swan u any day because they love you so much and you love them. Awwwww<3 ily bby

Smash or pass Ookie wookie pookie bear?

Smash my organs out man fs! (But gentle with respect)

Ookie wookie pookie bear by ChadDylanCooper January 18, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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