Onkers
"Onkers, dude."
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onkers
The nauseating and cellulite ridden folds of skin and fat quivering over the edges of a woman's inhumanly tight pants. Seperate, but often confused with love handles.
onkers by Richard Decker April 21, 2006
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onderstatement
onderstatement by andrewtabs September 13, 2020
Carry-onversation
When youre walking through a supermarket talking to a family member or friend and they walk down a different aisle without you realising so you carry on talking to yourself
John- "Elephants definatley don't live down burrows I'm certain."
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"
Carry-onversation by MTriddy October 30, 2010
onverse
an online game, in which you design an avatar, and use that creatin to walk around in the virtual world, and meet new people. you may also buy clothing, furniture, and a house.
a very fun game, but only when played in moderation. like any game.
a very fun game, but only when played in moderation. like any game.
onderstatement
onderstatement by andrewtabs September 14, 2020
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