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most amazing person you’ll ever meet.. he’s handsome and smart, funny and always making you smile. he got some BOMB ass dick and he’ll change your whole world if you give him the chance. onjel is a blessing from god himself
onjel is the love of my life
Onjel by Onjel December 15, 2019
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Small penis, can't bust a nut no matter what he does. Always tends to be horny but can never get a bitch.
Onjel wanted the fuck a bitch, everyone rejected him
onjel by MGreenish April 7, 2017
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onjel • OneL • onelis • OneLittleMouse • onely • onell • Onella • Oncelerana • oneel • onelly
A fictional capitalist created by Dr. Seuss in 1971 as the main antagonist. He is also included in the 1972 The Lorax 25 minute short-film and the 2012 The Lorax made by Illumination. The Onceler produced a product called Thneeds, using the tuffs (leaves) of truffula trees. Near the end of the story, he runs out of trees and is forced to close his business. He gives a small child the last truffula seed to birth a new forest. The Onceler portrayed in the 2012 film spawned a fandom of simps, which in turn caused the creation of tumblr sexyman. In this fandom, he was shipped with himself, and fan created oncelers. However, this fandom died after a few years.
The Onceler is kinda hot ngl bro
Onceler by Delighten D.N November 19, 2022
An Onella is a beautiful girl who underestimates herself completely. She thinks she isn't all that, but she is one of the prettiest, most captivating people. Onella's are hilarious and can brighten any mood. An Onella can bring someone's mood from a 0-100 in seconds. If you have an Onella in your life, you're very lucky as she can please people when she likes them. She knows how to cheer someone up. Onella has a lot of potential but tends not to act on it and gets caught up in other things that are much less important.
Guy #1: God, today has been awful.
Guy #2: Sounds to me like you need an Onella in your life!
Onella by maclovesty December 12, 2019

the onceler 

a really super hot capitalist from the lorax 2012
the onceler is so hot

i know right?
the onceler by bimbocandy March 9, 2021
a term made famous by reggae legend Bob Marley. it's mostly used by people of Caribbean or Polynesian decent. It kinda means love without boundaries or prejudice. You love everyone the same.
my mama raised me on oneluv: a love of every person, no matter what their skin color, race, religion, or social preferences.
oneluv by jordayna December 24, 2007

oncelers whereabouts 

a discord server full of lorax loving fans, specifically Onceler simps. it’s crazy and everyone there is horny
user1: hey what discord server should i join?
user2: idk but definitely not oncelers whereabouts, it’s full of more than 600 freaks.
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