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most amazing person you’ll ever meet.. he’s handsome and smart, funny and always making you smile. he got some BOMB ass dick and he’ll change your whole world if you give him the chance. onjel is a blessing from god himself
onjel is the love of my life
Onjel by Onjel December 15, 2019
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Small penis, can't bust a nut no matter what he does. Always tends to be horny but can never get a bitch.
Onjel wanted the fuck a bitch, everyone rejected him
onjel by MGreenish April 7, 2017
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onjel OneL onelis OneLittleMouse onell Onella onely Oncelerana oneel onelly
A fictional capitalist created by Dr. Seuss in 1971 as the main antagonist. He is also included in the 1972 The Lorax 25 minute short-film and the 2012 The Lorax made by Illumination. The Onceler produced a product called Thneeds, using the tuffs (leaves) of truffula trees. Near the end of the story, he runs out of trees and is forced to close his business. He gives a small child the last truffula seed to birth a new forest. The Onceler portrayed in the 2012 film spawned a fandom of simps, which in turn caused the creation of tumblr sexyman. In this fandom, he was shipped with himself, and fan created oncelers. However, this fandom died after a few years.
The Onceler is kinda hot ngl bro
Onceler by Delighten D.N November 19, 2022
An Onella is a beautiful girl who underestimates herself completely. She thinks she isn't all that, but she is one of the prettiest, most captivating people. Onella's are hilarious and can brighten any mood. An Onella can bring someone's mood from a 0-100 in seconds. If you have an Onella in your life, you're very lucky as she can please people when she likes them. She knows how to cheer someone up. Onella has a lot of potential but tends not to act on it and gets caught up in other things that are much less important.
Guy #1: God, today has been awful.
Guy #2: Sounds to me like you need an Onella in your life!
Onella by maclovesty December 12, 2019

the onceler 

a really super hot capitalist from the lorax 2012
the onceler by bimbocandy March 9, 2021
a term made famous by reggae legend Bob Marley. it's mostly used by people of Caribbean or Polynesian decent. It kinda means love without boundaries or prejudice. You love everyone the same.
my mama raised me on oneluv: a love of every person, no matter what their skin color, race, religion, or social preferences.
oneluv by jordayna December 24, 2007

oncelers whereabouts 

a discord server full of lorax loving fans, specifically Onceler simps. it’s crazy and everyone there is horny
user1: hey what discord server should i join?
user2: idk but definitely not oncelers whereabouts, it’s full of more than 600 freaks.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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