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The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

Onionman 

Describes someone who doesn't take a shower for days at a time. Their oder gives off a very strong onion smell, that can be smelt from multiple yards away.
Onionman will you please take a shower before you get into my car or come over my house.
Onionman by Jon Death Murphy April 18, 2009

optionment 

An optionment is an optional assignment.
Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.
optionment by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Onionendo 

When a bed wars team gets big brained and lose the game.
Lmao, get onionendoed by the little Einsteins!
Onionendo by Hachikuji May 3, 2021

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026