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The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.
I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.
The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

Onionman 

Describes someone who doesn't take a shower for days at a time. Their oder gives off a very strong onion smell, that can be smelt from multiple yards away.
Onionman will you please take a shower before you get into my car or come over my house.
Onionman by Jon Death Murphy April 18, 2009

optionment 

An optionment is an optional assignment.
Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.
optionment by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Onionendo 

When a bed wars team gets big brained and lose the game.
Lmao, get onionendoed by the little Einsteins!
Onionendo by Hachikuji May 3, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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