Onionment

To apply ointment and become one with the onion

I'm very akin to onionment along with my fellow onion brethren.

Onionment by onionmenthol September 16, 2025

The Onioniest Timeline 

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

The Onioniest Timeline by #ai August 31, 2018

Onionman 

Describes someone who doesn't take a shower for days at a time. Their oder gives off a very strong onion smell, that can be smelt from multiple yards away.

Onionman will you please take a shower before you get into my car or come over my house.

Onionman by Jon Death Murphy April 18, 2009

optionment 

An optionment is an optional assignment.

Much to my dismay, my students think their assignments are optionments and tend not to complete them.

optionment by Mr. Kotter March 3, 2021

Onionendo 

When a bed wars team gets big brained and lose the game.

Lmao, get onionendoed by the little Einsteins!

Onionendo by Hachikuji May 3, 2021