Onever

The short term for ‘twoever’ and the shorter term for ‘threever’. Onever is used for 10-20 years.

“It’s been onever since Minecraft and BFDI came out!”

by TheAriasKing December 22, 2025

Onederland

When dieters go from weighing two or three hundred pounds down to 199 or less, they have reached Onederland.

When Jared started his diet he weighed 220 pounds. After losing thirty pounds on Weight Watchers, he realized he had entered Onederland.

by lubridan May 14, 2010

Carry-onversation

When youre walking through a supermarket talking to a family member or friend and they walk down a different aisle without you realising so you carry on talking to yourself

John- "Elephants definatley don't live down burrows I'm certain."
Jeremy- "Sorry what was that?" *Jeremy nips off to get some eggs*
John- "Elephants couldn't possibly live down burrows, theres no way they'd be able to dig them for themselves because of their lack of dexterity and there's no other animal thats gonna dig one big enough to fit an elephant in so it's not like they can jump in someone else's burrow...eh Jeremy?...Jeremy?...Fuck it!!!"
*Jeremy returns with eggs*
John- "Mate, I just had the longest carry-onversation thanks to you!"

by MTriddy October 30, 2010

Oneer

An absolute madlad. He is very cool but sometimes is too obsessed with pick-up lines.

That guy is an Oneer.

So cool! Just make sure he doesnt use a pick-up line on you.

by GajarKaHalwa September 8, 2020

onverse

an online game, in which you design an avatar, and use that creatin to walk around in the virtual world, and meet new people. you may also buy clothing, furniture, and a house.

a very fun game, but only when played in moderation. like any game.

Bob: I was on OnVerse, the online universe yesterday, it was fun.

Sue: I think i'll go make an account now!

by condor37 August 25, 2009

Oneversation

When a man talks solely about himself while out on a date with a woman, he doesn’t ask any questions and makes no leads to allow the woman to express her opinion.

The date ended in total disappointment as Barry proceeded to have a oneversation all evening.

by Purple Polly September 17, 2010

oneper

An obese person whose body fat exceeds the usual capacity of a seat on public transport: ONE butt cheek PER seat.

Hey, Annie! Check out that ONEPER who just sat down over there! They should definitely pay for two tickets.

by summerbree May 4, 2022