onliner 

An onliner is someone who plays CS online and does things which are normally impossible to do on LAN. For example an onliner may HS you while on a ladder or while in mid air. These acts are usually met with agression from players who recieve such ridiculous HS's and thus the term onliner was born.

"Get fuck you stupid onliner, diol"
"Yeah id like to see that online you stupid random"

onliner by Mogga December 16, 2005

Onelinedrawing

A drawing that starts when you put your pincil down and doesn't stop until you pick it up. Also quite possibly the best band known to man kind fronted by Far's Jonah Matranga.

Onelinedrawing rocks!

Onelinedrawing by Shawnasea May 1, 2004

onliner 

A phrase used by insecure Counter-Strike players to insult other players who don't compete on LAN after getting owned by some dude who is probably better than him

Player 1: *Owns Player 2*
Player 2: Do that on LAN you fucking onliner piece of shit

onliner by randomnibbaman December 29, 2018

onliness 

Definition of onliness

plural -es

: the quality or state of being the only one working of an indicated or implied kind or category <was the only person and was lonely in his onliness>

I looked around and said damn I am the oldest and onliness working out here....

onliness by onliness January 12, 2017

onlinesequencer

OnlineSequencer (OS for short) is a website created by Jacob Morgan (buildism dot net!!!) and George Burdell, where you can create your own sequences.
This site also has a forum and a chat, which can be cancerous at times.
Despite the site's slight limitations, there are some masterpieces made there.

This site also contains a bunch of 9 year olds who make stuff like megalovanias and fnf songs..

(Fun Fact: There are around 16,128 Megalovanias on OS not including the misspelled ones!! That means around 0.6% of all songs on OS are Megalovanias...)

(in chat)
Person 1: "Check out this masterpiece I made on OnlineSequencer!"

*shows a bunch of note spam*
Everyone else: *ignores*
Person 1: "WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME????!?!?!!?!?!1!?1"

onlinesequencer by EEPIC March 11, 2022

offliners

people who watch streams when the streamer isn't live

hey did you watch the karl jacobs stream last night?
no, i was going to watch the vid today, couldn't catch the stream
god, you're one of those offliners

offliners by ichor_ March 11, 2021

astronomical one-liners 

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.

Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"

astronomical one-liners by Adel7 December 28, 2007