The epitome of a real man. He's sexy, hard working, kind, patient, and incredible at satisfying his Lady. When you meet him you will be captivated by his beautiful green eyes, and his genuine smile. He's intelligent and has a desire to always learn new things. He knows every answer on jeopardy and has an amazing sense of humor. Witty banter will be shared. Ondrej will have you head over heals and before you know what happened he will have your heart. He will make mistakes And so will you but he will love you and he will never intentionally hurt you. Ondrej is love. If you find love with an Ondrej remember that real love is worth fighting for. Don't let him go.
I found the love of my life. My Ondrej!!!
by Marushka August 20, 2019
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1). A once morbidly obese individual who after a series of unfortunate events decided to run uncontrollably and ultimately devolops anorexia and wastes away to a sliver of his/her former self.

2). A massive tight ass, so tight that even jews envy his tightness.

1). Dude u gotta slow down and eat something, ur turning into an ondrej.

2). "Shalom hommie, so david told me its ur shout tonight"
"NO WAY!!"
"DAMMMM ur such a frieken Ondrej!"
by Rahim84 February 17, 2009
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