1). A once morbidly obese individual who after a series of unfortunate events decided to run uncontrollably and ultimately devolops anorexia and wastes away to a sliver of his/her former self.
2). A massive tight ass, so tight that even jews envy his tightness.
1). Dude u gotta slow down and eatsomething, ur turning into an ondrej.
2). "Shalom hommie, so david told me its ur shout tonight"
"NO WAY!!"
"DAMMMM ur such a frieken Ondrej!"
He’s a whore who thinks he is always right. He doesn’t change his boxers-only once a week. He doesn’t believe in flossing. Breathe smelly like an old man. His teeth are also all rotten.
Person 1:yoooo what’s that smell
Person2: that’s just Ondrej
Person 1: Dude I thought you farted 😆
A guy who is very hot. Also very smart. If you have the name Ondřej you already know that your life will be beatiful and without any roadblocks. If your name is Ondřej you aresimply great (and clever)
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."