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One of the Guys
The female version of the friendzone. This phrase is used to indicate a female who is viewed as a platonic, non-sexual entity to a male or group of male friends. The moment a female is referred to as "one of the guys", she becomes aware that if she has any romantic feelings towards any of the males in the group (or, specifically, the male who referred to her in that way)--it is a moot point. Her male friends will come to her to talk about their bad relationships or advice on what gifts to get their girlfriends. If she does get a boyfriend outside of the group, they may find it very difficult to accept her any longer--as there is now competition for her time--and it may bring about the abrupt realization that she is, in fact, a "girl".
Anna: Oh, hey guys. You all got dates for the party?
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.
Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.
Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.
Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.
Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.
One of the Guys by sailtheplains September 21, 2013
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One of the bois
A girl who’s in a group of bois. The Bois have a mutual agreement to not have sexual relations with that girl
One of the bois by ChrisJoseph April 28, 2019
One Of Us
When one person in a group isn't down with whatever the rest is doing, all the others chant this phrase until that one person wants to join in.
Ethan: Hey guys, I heard the new mall is opening today! Do you want to cut class with me to go check it?
Cody: Yeah, bro. How about you, Mark?
Mark: I'm already excited to go with you guys! Trey, you're coming, too, right?
Trey: No, I'm afraid I can't come with you guys. It's too risky, and I might get in trouble.
Ethan, Cody, and Mark chant "One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!"
Trey: Alright, fine. I'll go with you guys.
Cody: Yeah, bro. How about you, Mark?
Mark: I'm already excited to go with you guys! Trey, you're coming, too, right?
Trey: No, I'm afraid I can't come with you guys. It's too risky, and I might get in trouble.
Ethan, Cody, and Mark chant "One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!"
Trey: Alright, fine. I'll go with you guys.
One Of Us by realest tho. June 24, 2016
one of a kind
one of a kind by Nabeel, January 15, 2008
One of a kind
"Wow, that's a special ring! Your 'fiancèe' is a special lady,"
"Yeah, it's custom-made. I wanted to make it one of a kind, just like her."
"Yeah, it's custom-made. I wanted to make it one of a kind, just like her."
One of a kind by The Eord June 1, 2016
one of those days
A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.
one of those days by The Red Kaiser September 3, 2005
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crunchy
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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