on your bike 

british slang term politely telling some one to fuck off or when your done talking to someone but they keep talking

kim: your boyfriend is an amazing kisser
isabel: sod off
kim: on your bike

on your bike by shortiewantsomelovin May 25, 2008

on your bike mike

Synonym for "Fuck off". Works best if the persons name is Mike.

- "Aye mate can you sling us a ciggie?"
"nah mate"
- "you're a fuckin dog cunt"
"on your bike mike"

on your bike mike by Herbington August 19, 2016

Get on your bike

To get on one's bike is simply to tell another person to fuck off.

Man1: Oi you wanker you stole my chips!
Man2: Get on your bike you bastard and ride it!

Get on your bike by Bex2906 August 20, 2006

hop on your bike 

to become serious about something

1. I'm not joking... I;m about to hop on my bike..

2.bring it on! I'm already on my bike!

3. Do you think im kidding? cause im not. hop on your bike and stop acting like a fool

hop on your bike by blackaneseninja February 18, 2011