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On the grape 

The act of becoming extremely intoxicated from drinking wine.
Husband: (watching game with friend) Yo Frankie I don't think she is ever gonna cook dinner for us, she just poured another glass of Shiraz. She be on the grape.
Frankie: true. Your wife is smashed, if I woulda known your wife be on the grape I would have ordered some pizza.
On the grape by CCR7 May 15, 2011
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on the grape 

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.
on the grape by weirdershit May 8, 2020

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday 

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.

gagging on the grapes 

the act of clogging your airway with a man's testes (i.e. engulfing a dude's nuts)
"Dude I accidentally walked in on my roommate gagging on the grapes last night. I've never been so scared..."
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026