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On the Rand 

(adj.) A term which describes an amorous individual or a horny (slang) person. Of a person whose actions are dictated by an amorous disposition; the term can describe either the (1) individual or the (2) action.

Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.

2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
On the Rand by P'tainz September 17, 2013
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on the rands

phrase used when someone does something completely out of the blue (randomly)
Guy 1: "this dude just came up to me and smacked me in the face!"

Guy 2: "what? on the rands?"

Guy 1: "yeah wtf is up with that?!"
on the rands by Narmage February 19, 2012

The Most Random Person on the Planet 

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.
Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.