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On the Rand 

(adj.) A term which describes an amorous individual or a horny (slang) person. Of a person whose actions are dictated by an amorous disposition; the term can describe either the (1) individual or the (2) action.

Of an action occuring (or of the person performing the action) of which the ultimate goal is to get laid.
1. Dude, did you see Bainz gettin' all over Polls? He is completely on the Rand.

2. Swain's attempt to get Suzy in the car was totally on the Rand.
On the Rand by P'tainz September 17, 2013
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on the rands

phrase used when someone does something completely out of the blue (randomly)
Guy 1: "this dude just came up to me and smacked me in the face!"

Guy 2: "what? on the rands?"

Guy 1: "yeah wtf is up with that?!"
on the rands by Narmage February 19, 2012

The Most Random Person on the Planet 

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.
Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.

some random person on the street 

Some random person on the street eating pizza.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026