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On my tip 

When a person is so close to you they are basically standing on your feet.
As soon as I mentioned I had a kill to death ratio 2.4401709401709404 the girl was on my tip.
On my tip by MaskedMann April 4, 2016

Shit on my Tip 

Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.
As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"

bounce on my tip 

1. to "jock" the cock

2. To insert one's penis slightly into a partner's orifice enough as to only cover the tip. The partner then proceeds to attempt "the bounce." It is an art form in some cultures; a skill to be highly exonerated. Professionals of the aesthetic are referred to as "tip bouncers," "tip drills," "tippers," "rippers," and "skeezy bitches."

3. to "hebrew" your bill

4. to perform the "skeezy trapeze"
1. you bounce on my tip, i'll make the lips drip

2. Hey beezy, how bout when ur done making my sandwhich you bounce on my tip...shit, you know the name of the game
bounce on my tip by dinglejerry August 13, 2009

On the tip of my tongue 

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."
I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.

on the tip of my thumb 

The maddening feeling when that perfect emoji disappears from your keyboard just when you need it.
Man, where’s that emoji with the squiggly smile?!? It’s on the tip of my thumb—but I’ve scrolled forever and still can’t find it!

tippin on my dick 

for a girl to be all over a guy, or obsessed with him.
you go to a club and a girl is dancing on one guy and wont leave him alone, he can say "hey, that chick is totally tippin on my dick."
tippin on my dick by jesus ! June 18, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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