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On hood by FredGolden December 4, 2016
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On Hood by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024
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On Hood
On Hood by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024
Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.
Hop on da hood
It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.
Hop on da hood by dgc0312 May 7, 2022
Banana on the Hood
While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.
Banana on the Hood by ColsBowlsPDx June 5, 2011
Hood on the Chicken
A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Hood on the Chicken by Pale Rider August 26, 2020
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