on a plane

Used to describe something that is so horribly bad that it can only be viewed, read, listened to on a plane. As in,

Can also be used as a burn.

"I saw 2012, on a plane!"

As a burn:
"I finally read that story you wrote, ON A PLANE!"

by His Geekness May 15, 2010

Arab on a plane

When you receive unwanted attention.

I was late for my class today but when I walked in everyone stared at me like an Arab on a plane

by LazioUltraBoy April 28, 2011

Snake on a plane

When one receives/gives a hand job under an airline blanket mid-flight.

Jenny gave me a snake on a plane on our way from Dallas to Vail. I blew my venom at 20,000 feet.

by grrr22 January 10, 2012

snakes on a plane

Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie.

UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane.

by Hugh Johnson September 9, 2006

Snapes On A Plane

Critically panned and Major Flop film starring Severus Snape when he hijacks a plane with 6 other clones, terrifying and traumatizing the passengers. A rip off of Snakes On A Plane.

Obviously a sequel was made direct-to-dvd with a budget of £5 and starring porn star Ginny Weasley which is considered the worst film of all time.

Guy: This is worse than Snapes On A Plane
Guy #2: OMG don't get me started

by poopooweeweesnot November 1, 2011

snakes on a plane

A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.

Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!

Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.

by Case Smith September 9, 2005

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020