On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.

Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"

by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014